The Random Christmas
The lead roles: Nogert & Juliet
The science boy: Max
Friends: Bert & Brenda
Crazy kids: Mara, Gordon & Violet
Christmas Party Kayos
(On one cold winter day a few days before Christmas, eight friends were having a seemingly normal Christmas party)
Juliet: “So, what do you guys want to do now?”
Nogert: “We could play a game or sing some songs”
Bert: “I like games”
Brenda: “I like singing”
Max: “We could discuss the scientific theory of show?”
(Everyone looks at Max perplexed)
Max: “Or not”
Mara: “We could do something crazy!”
Gordon: “Yeah! Like running around yelling cheese!”
Violet: “With torches!”
Mara: “All night long!”
Juliet: “Whoa, that’s a lot, slow down you guys”
Nogert: “Do you have any better ideas?”
(Beat)
Juliet: “Well, I guess not. Let’s do it!”
(Everyone starts pulling out torches)
Max: “How do you all suddenly have torches? That’s scientifically impossible!”
Juliet: “Look behind your seat Max”
(Max looks behind his seat and pulls out a torch)
Max: “I still don’t get how you did that Juliet, but let’s go”
(Then everyone leaves Juliet’s house and runs around yelling cheese)
The End
Christmas Caroling Kayos
(On Christmas Eve, a few days after they ran around yelling cheese, Nogert is back at Juliet’s house)
Nogert: “So, what do you want to do tonight?”
Juliet: “We could go caroling”
Nogert: “Cool! But what should we sing?”
Juliet: “What about, “The Random Twelve Days of Christmas” no one exept for us and the others have heard it”
Nogert: “That’s a great idea! Let’s go”
(Juliet and Nogert set out to start caroling)
(Juliet ran her neighbor’s doorbell)
Neighbor: “Hello Juliet, Merry Christmas”
Juliet: “Merry Christmas Mrs. Robinson, my friend Nogert and I are Christmas caroling”
Mrs. Robinson: “Oh How lovely lets hear it”
(Juliet and Nogert start singing and sound terrible)
Juliet and Nogert: “ON THE 1ST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
A PARCHMENT IN A BEAR KNEE
ON THE 2ND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
TWO TOILET GLOVES
ON THE 3RD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
THREE FRENCH DUDES
ON THE 4TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
FOUR FLYING FRIES
ON THE 5TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
FIVE GOLDEN EGGS”
(On the fifth verse, Mrs. Robinson closes her door, Juliet and Nogert stop singing)
Juliet: “Well that was rude”
Nogert: “Maybe she didn’t like our lyrics?”
Juliet: “I don’t think that was it, look”
(Juliet points to her neighbors coming at them with tomatoes and strawberries yelling at them)
Neighbor 1: “You two stink! Go home!”
Juliet: “let’s go back to my house”
Nogert: “Ok”
(Juliet and Nogert run to Juliet’s house while being chased by Juliet’s neighbors throwing tomatoes and strawberries at them)
(Back at Juliet’s house)
Max: “Are you two ok?”
Juliet: “Oh, hi guys, I didn’t know you were coming over”
Violet: “We wanted to hangout and sing “Random Twelve Days of Christmas” with you guys”
Nogert: “Cool, as long as we do it in here. Juliet’s neighbors do not like the song”
(Everyone sings “Random Twelve Days of Christmas)
The End