RANDOM 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

ON THE 1ST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
A PARCHMENT IN A BEAR KNEE

ON THE 2ND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
TWO TOILET GLOVES

ON THE 3RD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
THREE FRENCH DUDES

ON THE 4TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
FOUR FLYING FRIES

ON THE 5TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
FIVE GOLDEN EGGS

ON THE 6TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
SIX SNIPERS SNIPING

ON THE 7TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
SEVEN SINGING SOCKS

ON THE 8TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
EIGHT EYEBALLS ROLLING

ON THE 9TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
NINE NAKED GOPHERS

ON THE 10TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
TEN TWISTED TOENAILS

ON THE 11TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
ELEVEN LEAPING LEMURS 

ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME,
TWELVE TURDING TURTLES